Something's Always Free

My roommate has been the laziest person. He has spent the last two days by getting up, playing the same game, and never leaving the apartment. The only time he left was to pick someone up from the airport but not cause he wanted to. This was a conversation he was having with his friend while they were playing the game, “hey, I’m going to stop and eat since my food got here and haven’t done anything else since I’ve been playing this all day.” This is at 9 pm, he had been up since 9 am! I had opened shop at work and came back just to find that he hadn’t moved or used the bathroom (reason why I knew was cause I left one block of TP to see if he used it, nope he didn’t).

No but he will tell me shit about how the dishes need to be done and the trash needs to be put out. Dude I have a job, I’m not here most of the day so you’re the one doing all of it. He also has this supply of infinite funds even though he has no job. Seriously, you want me to buy shit that you need from my money? Nuh uh.

As far as bud goes, he buy at least over a 120 a week I feel like, maybe more. Seriously throws money away cause he’ll have an eighth and then it’ll be gone in the next two days. He doesn’t even enjoy the high, he’ll be finished with whatever he has and then he’ll make another one for him just cause it’s empty. And when he doesn’t have any he’ll be asking me if he could have a little bit to smoke. Nope.

I’m glad it’s getting closer to leave cause I really want to and not have to deal with his shit no more.

persWho tells people to come hang with them at 9:30 in morning. Understandable when you all leave somewhere but just to stay in and tell me to wake up cause someone is coming. Fuck that.

On top of that you wake me up at 7:30 asking me if I have a final. If I’m asleep I don’t have shit to do/go to. You need to check your own shit cause you woke me up then went to take your two finals but you realized you didn’t have them today.

Man worry about your own shit cause you don’t know what’s going on in your schedule. But that’s what you get when you want to get into people business and always have people over in the morning and have them stay until I get out of work.

Seriously, I’m ready to get the hell out cause I don’t want to deal with your shit anymore.

And it sounded like I was referring to my friend and not a different girl. But no, it was a suggestion that she said I should say to that girl. I’d do it but I don’t know how she’d react if I either asked or texted her, “hey this might be a weird question to ask but do you want to get eaten out?” or something along those lines.

It’d be suweet if it was a positive response.

It’s a new year to start off doing something you couldn’t do this past year.

I’d rather play a couple of games than be at a bumping party right now rather than later.

But I am going….after this match.

Total FIFA slut

I wanna go home already!

Denton Oktoberfest!!

Beer and brats!!

You all are placing too many orders and I want to get out.

At least on the bright I’m making bank lulz

Worked 6 days, just got off from lax practice, and I’m off today.

Now I’m just out of my balcony smoking, drinking a beer, watching cars drive by, and listening to Alice in Chains. This is a good way to start off an off-day.

On an unrelated side note, my snug pants make my junk more noticeable. I always saw them and making it seem like there’s nothing there but it doesn’t work for me. I’ve gotten some compliments and I’m just like OK hahadafuxlulz

Stopping myself before that happens hahadafuxlulz